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What’s up guys, today I’m going to do something a little bit different than what I normally have done in the past. I’m just going to tell a story, and the story is going to be on my mom, how she gave me a drug test.
So, this was a while back. Back in the day when I lived at home, and I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do, and I wanted to figure out what I was going to do with my life. I was also smoking a little bit, and doing some other things that you could probably imagine. I was going from job to job trying to figure life out, you know other people would say that I’m just lost, or misguided, or whatever. Whatever you would say.
I was hanging out with friends, smoking a little bit, having a good time. One day I came home, and … So, before I get into that I’ve been taking drug tests to get a job for a long time, and of course I was a smoker, so I knew about synthetic urine. Back then you could do anything to your urine and pass a drug test. I had a couple synthetic urine kits ready to go, which I do recommend for people who are trying to get a job, that type of thing.
Come home from this party, and it was about midnight. I got into my room, my parents are asleep, blah, blah, blah. I smoked quite a bit, just another one of those nights. I wake up the next morning, and I have breakfast, whatever; I’m not employed at the time, so I’m just going to hang out at home. I had breakfast, and I get ready, and right around 11 o’clock my mom comes up to me, and slams this home drug test kit down on the counter, and says, “You need to take this right now.”. I’m like, “What? Why do I need to take this? Why? I’m not smoking.”.
So, she’s like, “I want you to take it right now.”. I’m like, “I’m not taking it. There’s no reason for me to take it.”. She’s like, “If you don’t take this you’re going to be in huge trouble no matter what.”. Basically, she was saying we know you’re smoking, take the freaking test so we can … You can do that. I’m like, “Okay, whatever.”. I’m going to take it, so I had a mini panic attack for about 10 seconds until I realized that I had that synthetic urine kits stashed away. I’m like, “Okay, I’ll take it.”.
I think I made some sort of excuse like, “I got to turn off my computer in my bedroom.”, or something. So, I went into my room, and I grabbed … She wouldn’t let me go anywhere. She’s like, “You’re going to the bathroom right now, and taking it. Go pee.”. I’m like, “Ugh, okay. Well let me turn off my computer.”, something like that. I went into my room, and I didn’t turn of my computer, I went straight for my synthetic urine that I had lying around. I grabbed the box, took everything out of the box, didn’t have any time to mix it up or anything. I grabbed the heater, and I activated the heater, got it all together, put it in my pocket, all that stuff.
I walked back into the counter, I think it was in the kitchen or something? I walked back into where my mom was, I grabbed the test, I’m like … I begrudgingly grabbed it, like whatever. So, I grabbed it, and I took it, and then I went to the bathroom. I mix it up as quickly as I possibly could. Peed in the cup pretending like I was going in the cup, and then I slowly emptied it out, grabbed the synthetic urine, and then poured it in the cup.
So, after I gave her back the synthetic urine she tested it, and it came back negative for everything. She was like, “If we ever, ever catch you smoking you’re going to be grounded for the rest of your life.”. She was kind of pissed that I didn’t test positive for it. I just said, “Okay, well I’m not, so you don’t have to worry.”.
I can not believe that I had that on hand, if I wouldn’t have I would have been in deep trouble. Just thought that was an interesting story, and probably not as dramatic as what you think it would be, but I just thought that was funny. That’s kind of the reason that I started testing out these other synthetic urine, and detox kits, and all that good stuff. Be sure to check in the description, go to cleardrugtest.com, and get everything you need to pass a drug test; also click subscribe, like, all that good stuff to help me out.
Another time I’ll probably do a video the time when I had failed a drug test. The reason why I did a bunch of research on different synthetic urine, and drug testing products, and all that good stuff. That’ll be an interesting story the one I failed. I mean, it’s probably the typical story you’ll probably think of when you fail. You know, you get a bag, and you get, “Oh you failed. You can’t have the job.”. And blah, blah, blah, blah.
I’ll talk to you guys about that one soon, but for now thanks for watching. Peace!